人生多无聊，让我来浪费时间也写写一些无关紧要的小事吧。
2016年快到了，想必很多人都会为新的一年许下一些希望自己能完成的New Year Resolutions，让自己觉得有一个重生的机会。
1月：努力是必须的，但无论如何，我们仍有12月的时间来让自己慢慢重生。
2月：真的是不能忽视床/手机/电脑/电视/约会等的超级地吸引力，好，就让我们懒多一个月。反正还有十个月，宝宝都可以生一个了。
3月：农历新年刚过，拜访亲朋好友的那段日子真是心力交瘁。是时候宠宠这么努力应酬三姑六婆表姨表婶大伯小舅的自己了。
4月：天气热得无法集中精力去完成任何事情。这都是太阳的错。唯有等它“冷静”下来，我们再好好地冲刺一番。
5月：五月天！不能白白浪费这刚诞生的夏天。就让盛夏去贪玩吧！
6月：没办法了，半年的时间怎么完成这一箩筐的resolutions呢。好，减半，再冲刺。
7月：鬼节，还是听妈妈的话，乖乖呆在家里，什么地方都别去，什么东西都别做好了。自身安全比较重要。
8月：上半年都没在听课，下半年一定得多用功。我们是应该乖乖当个好学生的。
9月：脸书怎么就是翻不腻呢？电影和偶像剧怎么就是看不完呢？和朋友聊的废话怎么就是聊不完呢？跟上潮流要紧。没错。
10月：怎么朋友都约好了一起在十月的时候从妈妈的肚子里跑出来呢。没关系，朋友比较重要。
11月：考试决定了你的一生。当然是不能辜负妈妈的苦心栽培。
12月：迎接圣诞老人是身为人类的责任你说是不是。当然要好好地准备礼物、圣诞树、火鸡等一些贵的要命的东西，才能融入这欢乐的气氛。说来说去，不就只是希望31号重生日“再次”快点到。
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Life is a bore, so let me waste it further by writing some insignificant things.
We are nearing the beginning of the year 2016, many would start setting new New Year Resolutions. This action has seemed to become a ritual of rebirth.
January: Hard work is essential. However, it would still be fine as there are still 12 more months for us to reborn, take it easy shall we? We shall.
February: We shan’t neglect the strong gravity pull from our beds, smartphones, computers, televisions, dates etc. Alright, just one more month that we will allow laziness to drag us down. In any case, as the Chinese says, 10 months are sufficient for a baby to be born!
March: Chinese New Year has just ended. It has been really exhausting to visit relatives and friends during this festive season. It’s time to treat ourselves to the heaven of slackers.
April: Summer is no joke. The extreme hot weather has interrupted my thoughts and caused me to lose my focus in everything I do. The Sun is to be blamed. We shall let it “chill” before we go full force.
May: Mayday! Mayday! Help is needed. SOS.
June: Well, we know that we can’t finish all the resolutions that were set half a year ago. Perhaps, cutting them down by half could push us into completion of the remaining half.
July: Hungry Ghost Festival. We shall listen to our mums, stick to the traditions and stay at home diligently. Safety comes first.
August: Please tell us what did the lecturers said during class? Zero idea. Hi-five. Guess it’s time to really revise.
September: Facebook, movies, drama series, outings, gatherings…yes, catching up to the latest fashion is more important than resolutions. Period.
October: Why do all our friends’ birthdays fall on October? Alright, we got to celebrate.
November: Examination results determine your life. We shall not let our loved ones down. Fighting!
December: It’s Christmas! What’s more important than gifts exchange, decorating the Christmas tree, and slaughtering turkey! Hey, it’s time for the New Year Resolutions! Second chance given to accomplish them. Setting New Year Resolutions are so meaningful 🙂
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